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What’s better: fruits, or NPCs saying custom names?Choose wisely!

Choose wisely!

A lion holding scales in an illustration from ‘La Pala d’oro dell’ I. R. Patriarcale Basilica di S. Marco, considerata sotto i risguardi storici, archeologici ed artistici … Con un discorso di S. Em. Jacopo Monico, etc'

Last time, you decided thatwall running is better than breaking the fourth wall. So we’ve settled what should be done with walls, then. Something to build on, or at least within. Next comes a question of purpose or identity. What’s better: fruits, or NPCs saying your custom names?

Fruits

Fruits

Swords slicing coconuts, pineapples, and more fruits in a Fruit Ninja VR screenshot.

If you’re a fruit fan yourself, I must point you towardsFruitaku, a blog whose dilligence and editorial voice I still miss.

NPCs saying names you picked

But which is better?

Another toughie for me. As much as I like fruits, I don’t know which way I’d go if I had to choose between fruits or their spherical counterpart, orbs. Hmm. Yep, NPCs saying my name.

What about you, reader dear? Name your winner and make your case. Or at least share the ha-ha-hilarious times you’ve made NPCs say cuss words.