Trim your bush in The Good Time Garden

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Trim your bush in The Good Time GardenProbably NSFW?

Probably NSFW?

Nudey entendre adventureThe Good Time Gardenis… well. If I say it’s bizarrely sexual, you’ll get the wrong idea. If I say it’s disarmingly innocent, you’ll get the wrong idea. If I say it’s got a faintly “ooooh, saucy!” tone, even I’ll want to dislike it, and I’ve just spent the last few minutes cackling with joy at it.

It is all of those things, but not in the way they all sound. And it’s bloody good.

The less I say about it, the better, really. It’s a very short game, and very simple as puzzles go, so I don’t want to deprive you of the bewildered, extremely mildly transgressive delight I had while playing it.

“Ooooh!”, squeals an intrigued frog thing when it sees a dripping flower, “moist!”. You meet a little rolling boob-creature with a happy, vacant smile. One of your main forms of interaction is giving creatures a cheerful spank. I know how gross it sounds. But it’s all too silly to be creepy or unpleasant or like, actually titillating. Your bum, oh god, your little, carefree bum. It’s too perfect.

I spent the whole time giggling like a fool and, since finishing it, trying to break into Matt’s PC so I can sneak the header image into his randomised wallpaper folder, because he’s away this week. The Good Time Garden is brilliant, and currently available for whatever you can pay onitch.io.