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The Magnificent Trufflepigs review: the hills are alive with the sound of beepingThis is a metal detector. We are metal detectorists.

This is a metal detector. We are metal detectorists.

There are two types of people: those who love Mackenzie Crook’s gentle sitcomThe Detectorists, and those who have never heard of it. The former camp will be extra delighted at the existence ofThe Magnificent Trufflepigs, where metal detecting in abandoned farm fields collides with the elevator pitch “Firewatch, but make it really English.”

You’re Adam, who has agreed to support his childhood friend Beth as she technically tresspasses around an old farm, intent on metal-detecting out an earring. Beth found the first of a pair when she was a child, and the missing earring is now totemic: digging it up will, Beth believes, fix all the current problems with her family, work, and relationship. Reasonable.

‘The Magnificent Trufflepigs’ Video Game | Official Trailer | AMC GamesWatch on YouTube

‘The Magnificent Trufflepigs’ Video Game | Official Trailer | AMC Games

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The metal detecting is relaxing and methodical. You pace backwards and forwards, trying to keep in straight lines so you don’t cover old ground, occasionally chasing after an urgent beeping from your big electric stick. Then you have to shovel up a clod of earth, use a trowel to dig through it, and unearth your treasure. A bottlecap! An old birthday badge! A bit from a tractor! It’s exactly the sort of careful process and muted excitement that makes The Detectorists such a lovely TV show.

As you wander around the section of farm you’re checking that day, you’ll see or hear other things, like a glider doing loops above you, or a rescue helicopter, or big flocks of birds. You can see Beth’s family’s business in the valley below. It’s lovely. I wish there was an infinite metal detecting mode where I could just spend hours digging up my precious junk on a lovely sunny day.

Alas, you will be interrupted. Every time you find something, you take a picture of it to send to Beth. Certain items remind Beth of something significant, and prompt a little walkie-talkie back and forth. You can choose responses: is everything cool with Beth and her boyfriend? Is she actually sure her dad is going to leave the business to her? The conversations are surprisingly deep, and the childhood anecdotes are written with the kind of weird specifics that arise in real life, so they feel very genuine.

Their relationship feels like part sibling, part something else. At first, it seems like Adam was bang into Beth and she was unfairly stringing him along, but later Adam talks to her almost like a parent or a teacher. It certainly plays with your expectations, but in the end the story always felt like more of a backdrop to the setting than the other way round.

After its two hour run-time ended with a little bubble burst of hope and sadness, I rather wished I could have sent Beth on her way and stayed behind with Adam - if only ‘cos I didn’t finish detecting half of those fields. There’s gold in them there lovely hills. I can feel it.