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Shredders review: a passionate and unserious homage to snowboardingPiste to meet you
Piste to meet you
Shreddersis an actual love letter to snowboarding. It might have been coded using cut up letters from magazines. It is a pure, geeky, effusive veneration of the sport and its players, and so sincere about its passion for going down the side of a mountain on a long bit of wood that it occasionally verges on embarrassing. You’ve heard of dancing like nobody’s watching, now get ready for a game about snowboarding made as though nobody will ever play it.
Shredders is dropping March 17th! 🤟Watch on YouTube
Shredders is dropping March 17th! 🤟
The indie team behind Shredders, FoamPunch, understand that plain simulation is not the highest form of flattery. Whereas skateboarding simSessionaspired to make doing a kickflip using a thumbstick about as difficult as it is in reality, Shredders doesn’t punish uninitiated fans with complex controls and fiddly knuckle contortions. Instead it’s about the snowboarding vibe, allowing anyone who can wrap their fingers around a controller to experience the flow state sensation of linking together little jumps and flips.
Once airborne you have a slightly magical degree of control over your momentum, giving you just enough time to correctly orientate yourself so that you land on your board rather than on your face, and ample opportunity to initiate grabs or do that one cool trick where you sort of arch your back like a yoga instructor and grab hold of the snowboard like it’s a toilet seat. You know the one. It’s the snowboarding trick from the box art of every snowboarding game ever made.
Presumably, if you know who these people are, carving through powder snow alongside your sporting idols as they shout encouraging things like “sick” and “cool” and “let’s do tricks on our snowboards, friend” is a dreamlike thrill. But these are not professional voice actors – sliding down a mountain on a plank and reading lines like a normal human being are apparently not transferable skills – and so cutscenes in Shredders play out with all the charisma and charm of a hostage ransom video. A celebrity rider will successfully land a backside rodeo 540 and grind for half a mile along a frozen pipe, before mumbling “hooray” with the enthusiasm of somebody who’s just filed their tax return.
Your main riding companions are a duo of thrill-seeking YouTubers, whose wacky childish energy and fourth wall breaking jokes are genuinely hard to sit through. It’s nice to see them trying to inject a bit of fun into what would otherwise be a dry sequence of snowboarding events, and I do wish these cutscenes didn’t fill me with a visceral sense of revulsion, but any time anybody is speaking in Shredders you are receiving a form psychic damage.
There’s surprising variety in the missions too. As well as your basic stunt runs you’ve got more interesting staged events, such as a downhill race against a speeding van, or a risky off-piste line through some densely packed factory buildings. The game tries to be as frictionless as possible inside and outside of these events too. Restarting a mission is near-instant, and at any time you can summon a snowmobile to drag you uphill, or use the in-game menu to teleport to the beginning of any event in the open world.
Shredders is at its most enjoyable when it’s not getting in its own way with zany goofball oddness. It deftly captures the sensation of carving neat lines through alpine forests and zooming across vast immaculate hillsides, that incredible feeling when the scissors start to glide through the wrapping paper. It has problems that hold it back from being a better game – gruelling cutscenes, impenetrable menu screens, some glitchy physics surprises – but Shredders is an endearingly sincere and uncynical homage to snowboarding.
