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Priceless Play - 18 April 2020Games about the outdoors for staying indoors
Games about the outdoors for staying indoors

As I said to my adviser earlier, and as my mother recently told me, and as I heard on the news or saw in some inspirational-but-grounded tweet: the only way out is through. In the meantime, here are some games for staying indoors and remembering the outdoors.

If the game sounds familiar, it is:Natalie Clayton beat me to the punch a few days ago, and wrote about Sizeable here.That doesn’t keep it from being clever, adorable, and free - go play it!
If We Were Allowed To VisitfromGemma Mahadeoand Ian MacLarty

I included one of MacLarty’s other projects inthe last instalment of this column,Red Desert Render.It seems fitting to answerRed Desert Render’s ode to endless outdoor exploration with MacLarty and Mahadeo’s more removed text-based version. You can walk forever into the dust, but it never quite feels like it.
JUICEfromCrawlspace Studios
JUICE is, simply, a game about drinking juice. You are presented with a juice carton, the power to make more juice cartons with a mere press of a button, and some very robust physics. This game rules, and it’s not just the extremely deep-fried reverb as each carton of juice descends from the heavens and eventually colide the cardboard bodies of other juices to explode into a pulpy mass. Because while JUICE is a game about drinking juice, it also manages to be both an absurd physics experiment with an eye for colouranda poignant reflection on the way our bodies behave during travel. Part travel diary, part ode to juice of all varieties, JUICE is one of my top picks from this week’s selection.
In 2014 or 2015 I had an eventful trip back to England from the Netherlands. One of my friends had gone out drinking the night before we were to fly back, but promised he’d be out and ready for us to pick him up from a mutual friend’s place at 6am the next day regardless. Of course, not only was he not out and ready for us to pick him up, he was nowhere to be found. After several frantic phone calls (and hours) to anyone and everyone, we managed to corral our inebriated friend into our idling taxi for the long and silent drive to Schiphol. We almost missed our flight, paid our taxi driver way too much money, and when we landed in Stansted all I wanted was orange juice. I beelined for the WH Smith, and demolished a jug in seconds. I don’t know why. It’s a strange memory, and for some reason, still irrevocably tied to that sensation of downing ice-cold juice.
Mýrdalssandur, IcelandfromCAVESRD

From the same developer who brought usNew Zealand Recreation,now comes your chance to trudge around the southern coast of Iceland. Once, a tour guide told me that Iceland has made a concerted reforestation effort to bring back trees to the island after the Vikings cut them all down to make boats. I don’t know quite how true that is, but the environment makes for a stunning adventure. Even if you’re still indoors.