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OMFG: One Million Fatal Guns technically has over 30 millionShoot spiders - like bullets, not with bullets
Shoot spiders - like bullets, not with bullets
Borderlands pulled the “we’ve got millions of guns” trick over a decade ago, butOMFG: One Million Fatal Gunsdoes it again only with sillier, more over-the-top results. I’m talking guns that fire spiders, guns that fire words, guns that turn out the lights, and guns that do all three at the same time while propelling you backwards like a jetpack.
Despite the variety, it’s a slight game - but hey, it’s also free.
OMFG: One Million Fatal Guns - TrailerWatch on YouTube
OMFG: One Million Fatal Guns - Trailer
Here’s how it works: every gun you pick up with have a set of properties. A gun with the “Spider-Queen” trait will launch spiders, while a gun with the “Editorial” trait will launch words - actual text - at enemies. “Spelunking” makes it dark, “Big” just means the gun model is very large, “Golden” means it kills in one hit, and so on. Guns can then mix-and-match these properties, leading to you picking up a “Copious Big-Clip Wild-Shot Powerful Assault Rifle” or an “Epic Copious Powerful Spider-Queen Pistol”.
But then there’s also wall-running. I played OMFG for 30 minutes, and in that time I got a pretty good sense of its possibility space, such that I don’t think the guns will surprise me again. But I had fun for those 30 minutes, running along walls, blasting away robots, and picking up the next word salad weapon. I think I could have 30 minutes more fun with it quite easily.
Which is just fine for a game that’s entirely free. You can grab One Million Fatal Gunsfrom Steam now.
Thanks to Craig Pearson for the tip.
