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Updates from the gang as they explore the show

The RPS treehouse is quiet today, with most the gang gone to that London forEGX 2022. We’re running a Steam Deck Zone filled with minicomps and havea showcase of games with weird controller experiences, and I imagine they’ll also be playing games, chatting, attending talks, loitering, expanding their LinkedIn networks, and other such expo activities. Kindly, they’re going to check in across the day, texting us all with updates on what they’re seeing, doing, and (I imagine) eating. And Ollie might join in from home with cat photos.
Our live coverage of this event has finished.
08:53 amUTCMorning. Am starting the day the right way: trying to do leg stretches on the Elizabeth Line
Morning. Am starting the day the right way: trying to do leg stretches on the Elizabeth Line
Morning. Am starting the day the right way: trying to do leg stretches on the Elizabeth Line
08:55 amUTCI have spent two hours playing Dead Rising on the Steam Deck, as god intended
I have spent two hours playing Dead Rising on the Steam Deck, as god intended
I have spent two hours playing Dead Rising on the Steam Deck, as god intended
08:55 amUTCI am wondering if it’s even an allotment if it doesn’t have a view of the train tracks.
I am wondering if it’s even an allotment if it doesn’t have a view of the train tracks.
I am wondering if it’s even an allotment if it doesn’t have a view of the train tracks.
08:56 amUTCDon’t start waving that Steam Deck around on the showfloor Liam. Security will lock you up in theSteam Deck Zoneprison if you’re not careful.
Don’t start waving that Steam Deck around on the showfloor Liam. Security will lock you up in theSteam Deck Zoneprison if you’re not careful.
Don’t start waving that Steam Deck around on the showfloor Liam. Security will lock you up in theSteam Deck Zoneprison if you’re not careful.
08:56 amUTCWill they let me nap in the Steam Deck Zone? I woke up at 5:30 this morning and I’m already flagging. Last time I was up that early for work it was toshoot raptors while wearing a mech suit. This job is weird.
Will they let me nap in the Steam Deck Zone? I woke up at 5:30 this morning and I’m already flagging. Last time I was up that early for work it was toshoot raptors while wearing a mech suit. This job is weird.
Will they let me nap in the Steam Deck Zone? I woke up at 5:30 this morning and I’m already flagging. Last time I was up that early for work it was toshoot raptors while wearing a mech suit. This job is weird.
09:06 amUTCYesterday the Community Zone had some very nice beanbags and deckchairs. I cannot vouch for whether they are still nice today.
Yesterday the Community Zone had some very nice beanbags and deckchairs. I cannot vouch for whether they are still nice today.
Yesterday the Community Zone had some very nice beanbags and deckchairs. I cannot vouch for whether they are still nice today.
09:06 amUTCI got out of bed at 8. Poor planning on Liam’s part, really
I got out of bed at 8. Poor planning on Liam’s part, really
I got out of bed at 8. Poor planning on Liam’s part, really
09:10 amUTCYesterday I was playing theGoat Simulator 3demo. My single note was: “Obscene bananas”.
Yesterday I was playing theGoat Simulator 3demo. My single note was: “Obscene bananas”.
Yesterday I was playing theGoat Simulator 3demo. My single note was: “Obscene bananas”.
09:26 amUTCSurely the highlight of the entire show.
Surely the highlight of the entire show.

Surely the highlight of the entire show.
10:03 amUTCI’ve already lost everyone because I was doing a panning shot of a wall. I’m scared and alone.
I’ve already lost everyone because I was doing a panning shot of a wall. I’m scared and alone.
I’ve already lost everyone because I was doing a panning shot of a wall. I’m scared and alone.
10:07 amUTCGodwhacker says:Hey, you’ve got the mad “Home Turf” pool table there! It was on display at another event I went to, be sure to get a video of you playing it. It’s the most depressing pool experience you can haveWe’re gonna try!
Godwhacker says:Hey, you’ve got the mad “Home Turf” pool table there! It was on display at another event I went to, be sure to get a video of you playing it. It’s the most depressing pool experience you can haveWe’re gonna try!
We’re gonna try!
10:23 amUTCHaving a nose aroundThe Leftfield Collection. Favourite so far: Albedo Approaches Zero, a (space)walking simulator on a moon peppered with monoliths emitting tinkling alien tunes. Eerie but moreish.
Having a nose aroundThe Leftfield Collection. Favourite so far: Albedo Approaches Zero, a (space)walking simulator on a moon peppered with monoliths emitting tinkling alien tunes. Eerie but moreish.

Having a nose aroundThe Leftfield Collection. Favourite so far: Albedo Approaches Zero, a (space)walking simulator on a moon peppered with monoliths emitting tinkling alien tunes. Eerie but moreish.
10:30 amUTCDoes anyone dare me to buy the Roadhog hook?
Does anyone dare me to buy the Roadhog hook?

Does anyone dare me to buy the Roadhog hook?
10:33 amUTC11:30am feels early to go feral, but I’m in favour of it.
11:30am feels early to go feral, but I’m in favour of it.
11:30am feels early to go feral, but I’m in favour of it.
10:45 amUTCJust played a demo for what I thought was a dating sim but turned out to be like Untitled Goose Game with bad cupids. I am, needless to say, still on board.
Just played a demo for what I thought was a dating sim but turned out to be like Untitled Goose Game with bad cupids. I am, needless to say, still on board.
Just played a demo for what I thought was a dating sim but turned out to be like Untitled Goose Game with bad cupids. I am, needless to say, still on board.

12:29 pmUTCWe have lunched. I think this is also the first time I have ever spoken to Ed in person?? We had a very nice chat about Xenoblade 3, which Ed just played on his holiday. Now, though, back to PC games!
We have lunched. I think this is also the first time I have ever spoken to Ed in person?? We had a very nice chat about Xenoblade 3, which Ed just played on his holiday. Now, though, back to PC games!
We have lunched. I think this is also the first time I have ever spoken to Ed in person?? We had a very nice chat about Xenoblade 3, which Ed just played on his holiday. Now, though, back to PC games!
12:29 pmUTCEarlier I played an excellent game called Ninja Or Die, and I did not do the latter! A resounding success.
Earlier I played an excellent game called Ninja Or Die, and I did not do the latter! A resounding success.
Earlier I played an excellent game called Ninja Or Die, and I did not do the latter! A resounding success.
12:29 pmUTCAbout to watch Ed fight Hayden inStreet Fighter 6. Ed is pointing more forcefully at the screen, my money’s on him.
About to watch Ed fight Hayden inStreet Fighter 6. Ed is pointing more forcefully at the screen, my money’s on him.
About to watch Ed fight Hayden inStreet Fighter 6. Ed is pointing more forcefully at the screen, my money’s on him.
12:31 pmUTCThe screen tearing on these monitors is horrendous. Turn on FreeSync, sheesh
The screen tearing on these monitors is horrendous. Turn on FreeSync, sheesh
The screen tearing on these monitors is horrendous. Turn on FreeSync, sheesh
12:38 pmUTCHayden won. Then I lost to Liam. They’re having a final now and - oh wow, Liam’s getting pasted.
Hayden won. Then I lost to Liam. They’re having a final now and - oh wow, Liam’s getting pasted.
Hayden won. Then I lost to Liam. They’re having a final now and - oh wow, Liam’s getting pasted.
12:47 pmUTCI lost both of my matches. I don’t think I’ll ever recover from this. Might go home.
I lost both of my matches. I don’t think I’ll ever recover from this. Might go home.
I lost both of my matches. I don’t think I’ll ever recover from this. Might go home.
12:54 pmUTCI want to pet the little (large?)Planet Of Lanabot over at the Thunderful stand, but there are too many people watching and I don’t want it to be weird.
I want to pet the little (large?)Planet Of Lanabot over at the Thunderful stand, but there are too many people watching and I don’t want it to be weird.

I want to pet the little (large?)Planet Of Lanabot over at the Thunderful stand, but there are too many people watching and I don’t want it to be weird.
13:57 pmUTCA shrine to Kim is rapidly forming on theDisco Elysiumbooth:
A shrine to Kim is rapidly forming on theDisco Elysiumbooth:
A shrine to Kim is rapidly forming on theDisco Elysiumbooth:

13:58 pmUTCAlmost caved and bought a body pillow.
Almost caved and bought a body pillow.
Almost caved and bought a body pillow.
13:58 pmUTCEd you can’t just say that and leave it at that. Kiryu body pillow? Majima?
Ed you can’t just say that and leave it at that. Kiryu body pillow? Majima?
Ed you can’t just say that and leave it at that. Kiryu body pillow? Majima?
14:02 pmUTCUnspecified cat girl. Had Kiryu been there, I’d be clutching him to my chest tightly right now.
Unspecified cat girl. Had Kiryu been there, I’d be clutching him to my chest tightly right now.
Unspecified cat girl. Had Kiryu been there, I’d be clutching him to my chest tightly right now.
14:16 pmUTCSpeaking of cats… Kira is currently busy adjusting to a life with fewer people in the house than usual. She hopes the EGXers are having a good time though!
Speaking of cats… Kira is currently busy adjusting to a life with fewer people in the house than usual. She hopes the EGXers are having a good time though!
Speaking of cats… Kira is currently busy adjusting to a life with fewer people in the house than usual. She hopes the EGXers are having a good time though!

14:16 pmUTCNo, YOU just bought a Danganronpa canvas print!
No, YOU just bought a Danganronpa canvas print!
No, YOU just bought a Danganronpa canvas print!
14:18 pmUTCHell I’m lost in an impossibly long corridor
Hell I’m lost in an impossibly long corridor
Hell I’m lost in an impossibly long corridor

14:29 pmUTCIt’s been nearly an hour since I played Morse at the (our?) Future of Play stand and I’m still feeling the dopamine. The satisfaction of learning a language, sort of, combined with the joy of sinking some putz’s battleship? Brilliant.
It’s been nearly an hour since I played Morse at the (our?) Future of Play stand and I’m still feeling the dopamine. The satisfaction of learning a language, sort of, combined with the joy of sinking some putz’s battleship? Brilliant.
It’s been nearly an hour since I played Morse at the (our?) Future of Play stand and I’m still feeling the dopamine. The satisfaction of learning a language, sort of, combined with the joy of sinking some putz’s battleship? Brilliant.
14:33 pmUTCChecking out The Leftfield Collection and highly recommend The Wings of Sycamore! Cool artstyle! Flying planes! Exclamation marks!
Checking out The Leftfield Collection and highly recommend The Wings of Sycamore! Cool artstyle! Flying planes! Exclamation marks!
Checking out The Leftfield Collection and highly recommend The Wings of Sycamore! Cool artstyle! Flying planes! Exclamation marks!

14:35 pmUTCAha, a PSX. One of my favourite flops.
Aha, a PSX. One of my favourite flops.
Aha, a PSX. One of my favourite flops.

14:50 pmUTCChucklefish have such a lovelyEastwardstand.
Chucklefish have such a lovelyEastwardstand.

Chucklefish have such a lovelyEastwardstand.
14:55 pmUTCSince there wasn’t a queue, and the guy taking IDs as an anti-theft measure didn’t recognise me, I’ve gone undercover to see how the Steam Deck booth rolls.Def good if you want to try one out and - no, wait, everyone here uses standard Y axis controls when inverted is clearly better. Shame.
Since there wasn’t a queue, and the guy taking IDs as an anti-theft measure didn’t recognise me, I’ve gone undercover to see how the Steam Deck booth rolls.Def good if you want to try one out and - no, wait, everyone here uses standard Y axis controls when inverted is clearly better. Shame.
Since there wasn’t a queue, and the guy taking IDs as an anti-theft measure didn’t recognise me, I’ve gone undercover to see how the Steam Deck booth rolls.

Def good if you want to try one out and - no, wait, everyone here uses standard Y axis controls when inverted is clearly better. Shame.
15:02 pmUTCDid they… kill PewDiePie?
Did they… kill PewDiePie?

Did they… kill PewDiePie?
15:23 pmUTCCaught James in his natural environment.
Caught James in his natural environment.

Caught James in his natural environment.
15:24 pmUTCThe Kim wall grows…
The Kim wall grows…

The Kim wall grows…
15:30 pmUTCPC gaming strikes again in the LAN zone.
PC gaming strikes again in the LAN zone.

PC gaming strikes again in the LAN zone.
15:31 pmUTCEd has foundJudgementrunning on a Steam Deck. Ed is happy about this. Well done James.
Ed has foundJudgementrunning on a Steam Deck. Ed is happy about this. Well done James.

Ed has foundJudgementrunning on a Steam Deck. Ed is happy about this. Well done James.
15:45 pmUTC

15:47 pmUTCRebecca and I played Funtasia, a chaotic 1v1 racer with cute visuals. Our philosophy was slow and steady, we’re two ladies who don’t need to rush
Rebecca and I played Funtasia, a chaotic 1v1 racer with cute visuals. Our philosophy was slow and steady, we’re two ladies who don’t need to rush

Rebecca and I played Funtasia, a chaotic 1v1 racer with cute visuals. Our philosophy was slow and steady, we’re two ladies who don’t need to rush
15:47 pmUTCWildfrost stand looking nice!
Wildfrost stand looking nice!

Wildfrost stand looking nice!
16:15 pmUTCWe’re done for the day! Thank you for joining along in our text journey. Now it’s time for a nice sit down and warm cuppa. Have a good weekend folks!
We’re done for the day! Thank you for joining along in our text journey. Now it’s time for a nice sit down and warm cuppa. Have a good weekend folks!
We’re done for the day! Thank you for joining along in our text journey. Now it’s time for a nice sit down and warm cuppa. Have a good weekend folks!
