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Let’s be honest, we all know who should have actually played Johnny in Cyberpunk 2077See if you can guess who I mean before you open this
See if you can guess who I mean before you open this
It’s just that, with the best will in the world, his performance as Johnny Silverhand inCyberpunk 2077isn’t one of them, is it?
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Keanu Reeves, he of the memes,was revealed(in terms of his connection to the game, not, like, as a person) at the same time as Cyberpunk’s initial release date, back at E3 2019. He appeared on stage, seemed surprised that everyone was losing their minds at him and/or some rinky-dink game-a-majig, and someone in the crowd yelled “You’re breathtaking!” at him. And Keanu yelled it right back, a now-famous moment that is immortalised in the most fitting way: as a pose in Cyberpunk’s photo mode.
Keanu’s involvement was just another ratchet in the quivering, breaking-breaking point excitement that a bunch of people already had for Cyberpunk. But, as Graham noted in an aside in hisreview, Keanu’s performance in the game is probably the weakest of the cast.
This isn’t Keanu’s fault. He plays Johnny Silverhand, erstwhile rock band front man who planted a nuclear bomb in a corporation’s headquarters - but got caught, and turned into a data ghost now living in theCyberpunk 2077protagonist’s head. Johnny Silverhand is, from what I can gather from the context in the game, an overconfident asshole, a loud revolutionary, a screaming rockstar terrorist full of howling rage. In other words: the opposite of the things that Keanu Reeves is good at portraying. Keanu is alright in the moments when Johnny is being quiet and introspective, but these are few and far between. CD Projekt gave him a role that really doesn’t play to his strengths.
Add to this that voice acting in a game, even one with mocap, is a very different thing to acting in a movie or a TV show, and you end up with a pretty flat performance. Keanu is right for many things, but for this he’s like my dad trying to discuss why Brexit is still definitely going to be great: self-evidently wrong.
This is a shame because there already exists an actor who is perfect for the role of Johnny Silverhand. A screaming rockstar terrorist? Howling rage? Who are you picturing? No, it is not the stoic grace of Keanu Reeves. It is a flailing disasterpiece. The OG meme-man.
I’m convinced that everything else would have played out exactly the same. The internet would have gone wild. If any, even more wild. It’s Nicolas fucking Cage. Even the “You’re breathtaking!” moment would have been the same. Like, of course you can imagine Cage hooting “You’re breathtaking!” at a crowd. He probably justdoesthat. He probably accosts random people on the street and says that to them on the daily.
The only explanation I can think of is that they asked Cage and he was already busy, fuckin, carving intricate models of fast food out of bone or whatever it is Nic Cage does with Nic Cage’s time. Because if theydidn’task Cage then every single person involved in the decision making process around Johnny Silverhand is a fool of the highest order. He was right there.
He was right there.
