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Everyone is still tiny in For HonorWiddle warriors

Widdle warriors

War never changes, but it has lost a little weight. Ubisoft made every character tiny inFor Honorfor April Fools' day, and they have yet to reembiggen. They still whack at each other with normal-sized weapons though, making things very anime. Me and Reddit have been having fun.

They’ve also given everyone a squeaky chipmunk voice, and sure, why not. It makes getting shoved off a cliff less painful.

I like it when my monk leaps through the air with his big stick.

As you’d expect, Reddit is packed with tiny warmongers. Here’s a scary beheading:

Truly intimidatingfromr/forhonor

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A powerful headbutt:

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And a musical interlude:

Imagine time traveling back to 2017 when For Honor first came out, showing players this video, and telling them, “this is what the game will look like in 3 years"fromr/forhonor

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There’s plenty more. Reddit also hasimpressive weightlifting,overpowered shields, andlost children.

I’d say this is a strong contender for Fool of the year, but in terms of bang for buck it can’t matchOverwatch’s googly eyes. PUBG’sfantasy LARPwins overall, though. It’s got a live-action trailer and everything.