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Cyberpunk 2077 has too many dildos, will patch some of them outA distracting distribution of dongs.
A distracting distribution of dongs.
Unlike the rest of the treehouse, I haven’t been playing thatCyberpunk 2077. Even still, I’ve already heard from many folks that the game is absolutely overflowing with dildos, phallic sex toys of all shapes and sizes erupting from every cyber-nook and hacker-cranny across Night City’s urban futurescape. Well, it seems even CD Project may admit it’s all a bit much, with the developers planning to rein in the “distracting” propagation of plastic dongers.
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It’s a strange attitude, mind. I wouldn’t claim to hang around particularly horny circles myself - but when I think of sexual liberation, I don’t often think of dildos strewn haphazardly likeFalloutloot. That, then, may be where the second part of Weber’s argument comes in. Even considering their intent, Cyberpunk’s loot tables may be unintentionally firing out too many dicks even for the sexually open citizens of Night City.
Weber notes that CDPR will continue to fiddle with the loot numbers until the number of dildos feels more agreeable, and that a recent hotfix may have already helped the problem somewhat. Of course, Cyberpunk launched with a few more pressing issues, the least of which beingvery real dangly genitals clipping through players' clothes.
Our Alice Bee reckoned Cyberpunk isa better place if you look up all the time, anyway. That’s largely for the neat skies and avoiding the clipping NPCs, sure, but I’ll tell you something for nothing - there are far fewer willies in the clouds.
