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Crusader Kings 3 spymasters plotting to murder themselves and other fantastic, emergent odditiesRegale me with your tales
Regale me with your tales

Crusader Kings 3sounds absolutely lovely, but the harsh reality I’m currently facing is that I just won’t play it. I still need to finishYakuza Kiwami 2, startSpiritfarer, and earn a crown inFall Guys.
Another player finds that theirspymaster was too effective. Go-getter spymaster Infanta Urraca procures a special murder powder for her ruler and recommends they give it a try. The intended target? Infanta Urraca herself, of course, because she’s dedicated as hell to quality assurance.
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In the world of romantic woes, one playerlaments a lack of controlover the family line. “How do I stop people from sleeping with my wives and daughters?” they ask, sounding utterly defeated. “My wives and daughters are constantly being romanced/seduced, I think only like 1/3 of my children are actually mine on like 4 different playthroughs.” We’ve all been there.
Your skin is like a burning stickMy heart yearns to see youthat I may know if you’re warm or more like a corpseYou and I together is what makes the sun move in the sky
Is skin like a burning stick a compliment or a threat?
RPS’s own Nate has been having a ball in Crusader Kings 3 so far. I genuinely laughed out loud while reading through some of his latest exploits. Most recently he’s attempted todie as fast as possiblewhile playing Strong Sancho.
Truly, I could just listen to stories about hapless rulers and misbegotten plots all week. Someone tell me if they happen to spot theCrusader Kings 3 party baron, the most exciting party guest in the kingdom, because I’d really like to hear stories about him too.