HomeNewsCounter-Strike 2
Counter-Strike 2’s hottest new strategy is the Michael Jackson PeekYou can’t beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
You can’t beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Image credit:thekappa27
Image credit:thekappa27
Counter-Strike 2players have discovered a novel method of peek-shooting, the Michael Jackson Peek, which makes them look like the King of Pop, doing one of his slip-slidey dance moves. You might say there’s been an outbreak of Smooth Crime, hee heeee! Sorry, I wish I were cool enough to explain this properly. It’s probably best you just watch the footage below.
Michael Jackson in CS2???Watch on YouTube
Michael Jackson in CS2???
I haven’t seen any evidence that the Michael Jackson Peek gives you a huge edge in Counter-Strike 2, but the surprise and hopefully, paralysing upsurge of pop nostalgia when another player sees you do it for the first time will probably count in your favour. If you’re worried about getting banned for cheating, it may reassure you to know that the officialCounter-Strike 2 Xitter banner artnow looks like this.
Image credit:Valve
I’m going to call that Valve giving the move their blessing.
Boring people who prefer to play Michael Jackso- sorry, Counter-Strike 2 properly might want to check out Ollie’s guides to thebest Counter-Strike 2 settingsand thebest Counter-Strike 2 crosshair codes. Or if you’ve yet to take the plunge with Valve’s latest, not-yet-greatest teamfest, check out ourCounter-Strike 2 reviewfrom Ed Thorn, who told me about the Michael Jackson Peek over lunch today. Thanks Ed!
A last word of advice. Should you find yourself in a match with a bunch of Smooth Criminals, please know they’re out to get you, better leave while you can. Don’t want to be a boy, you want to be a man. You want to stay alive, better do what you can, so ragequit, just ragequit.
Don’t worry, you can always blame it on the boogie. And on that note, I do believe I’ve just been fired?
