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Are you prepared to receive forbidden Jason Statham knowledge?In the grim darkness of Friday afternoon, there is only Jason.

In the grim darkness of Friday afternoon, there is only Jason.

For a number of years, now, I have been investigating a field of knowledge so arcane and perilous that I had to pass off my studies as a joke, lest the truth of the matter prove too much for peoples' minds to handle. It was a programme of research I hoped to shield you all from, at least until such point as my inquiries had begun to suggest some form of defence against their object. But alas. We have reached a point, now, where I feel it is better for mankind to face its adversary armed with what scant learnings I have acquired, than to proceed in the safety of ignorance. Cometh the hour, they say, cometh the man. And I can tell you now, friends: the hour shall be2pm GMT tomorrow, on Friday March 27th. And the man shall be Jason Statham. For I am going to impart onto youA Complete And True History Of Jason Statham In Videogames.

You’ll learn more than you thought possible. And when it’s all over, you’ll be ready. What for, I cannot say just yet, but trust me - you will want all the preparation you can get. I’ll see you at 2pm tomorrow. Bring crisps.